7000 Dying Rats
7000 Dying Rats are a long-running Chicago 'comedy grind' collective, active in various lineups since 1992, built around joke song titles and a deliberately rotating cast of 30-plus contributors rather than a fixed band. Their records (Fanning the Flames of Fire, The Sound of No Hands Clapping, Season in Hell) mix grindcore/noise aggression with tasteless, cult-favorite humor. The most notable alumnus is drummer/vocalist Weasel Walter, who passed through the Rats between stints leading The Flying Luttenbachers and later drumming for Behold... The Arctopus.
SCORE PROFILE
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WHY THOSE SCORES
- Theatrical 5 — Self-described 'comedy grind' persona and joke song titles like 'Jesus Farted' (Season in Hell, 2006) make deliberate absurdist theater central to every release (Bandcamp bio; Last.fm bio).
MEMBERS
- Weasel Walterdrums, vocals (2000-2003)· also in Behold... The Arctopus, Encenathrakh, The Flying Luttenbachers, Vomitatrix
- Steve Rathbonevocals, various instruments, harmonica, programming
- Toney Vast-Bindervocals, bass, drums, keyboard, trombone
- Josh Diebelvocals, programming
CONNECTIONS
- Behold... The Arctopuspath →
Weasel Walter, a member of 7000 Dying Rats, later served as second drummer for Behold... The Arctopus (2009-2013) source ↗
- Encenathrakhsatellitepath →
Weasel Walter in both — drums in Encenathrakh, drums, vocals (2000-2003) in 7000 Dying Rats. source ↗
- The Flying Luttenbacherspath →
Weasel Walter, founder of The Flying Luttenbachers, played drums/vocals in 7000 Dying Rats (joined 2000, through 2003) source ↗
- Vomitatrixpath →
Weasel Walter in both — drums, vocals (2000-2003) in 7000 Dying Rats, drums (also mixing) in Vomitatrix. source ↗
- Corrections Housepath →
Sanford Parker (Corrections House) recorded and mixed 7000 Dying Rats' Season in Hell (2006). source ↗
- Convergepath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and Converge's "The Poacher Diaries" (1999, Illustration [Cover Illustration]). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
- Helmetsatellitepath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and Helmet's "Betty" (2024 reissue, Illustration). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
- Pitch Black Forecastsatellitepath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and Pitch Black Forecast's "Absentee" (2008, Artwork [Cover]). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
- Sepulturapath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and Sepultura's "Roorback" (2003, Artwork). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
- Starkweathersatellitepath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and Starkweather's the "Season To Risk / Starkweather" split (1997, Artwork, Cover). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
- The Jesus Lizardpath →
Both bands' cover art was done by Cleveland illustrator Derek Hess (Discogs artist id 2031678): 7000 Dying Rats's "7000 Dying Rats" (1995, Artwork [Front Cover]) and The Jesus Lizard's "Liar" (2009 reissue, Illustration). Pairwise artwork tie per the 2026-08-07 ruling (PROTOCOL rule 7) — Derek Hess is not an atlas band so there is no anchor band. source ↗
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