První Hoře
První Hoře ('First Grief,' named after a Franz Kafka short story) is a Czech alternative/experimental rock band formed in 1998 in Jičín, fronted by theatrical stage personas. Won the 2008 Anděl Award (Czech national music award) in the Hard'n'Heavy category. Fundamentally an alt-rock/jazz-punk-chanson act rather than a metal band by genre identity, with only a later 'metal-tinted playing style'.
SCORE PROFILE
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WHY THOSE SCORES
- Jazzy 5 — Formed as a 'futuristicky punk-jazzová' (futuristic punk-jazz) ensemble.
- Hardcore 2 — Formed by members of earlier hardcore-punk bands.
- Barbershop 1 — Chanson (šanson) among the band's core influences.
- Technical 2 — Repeatedly framed as genre-'unclassifiable,' spanning jazz, punk, metal and chanson.
- Theatrical 6 — Band personas include 'Pan Klaun' (Mr. Clown) and 'svatý Bertrám'.
- Folk 3 — Accordion is a standing instrumental element.
MEMBERS
- Milan UrzaGuitar, vocals, bass
- svatý Bertrám (stage name)Keyboards, vocals, electronics
- Michal Šťulík ("Pan Klaun")Accordion, theatrical role
FURTHER LISTENING
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- UnaffiliatedEI 17Dog Fashion DiscoTheatricalJazzy
Dog Fashion Disco is an American avant-garde metal band formed in Rockville, Maryland in 1995, built around vocalist Todd Smith and long-serving drummer John Ensminger. Frequently likened to Mr. Bungle, they splice heavy metal with jazz, circus and film-noir cabaret, 1960s psychedelia, ska and funk into whiplash, concept-driven records. A saxophone/woodwind chair (Matt Rippetoe) anchors the jazz side of the lineup, and their 2001 major-label album Anarchists of Good Taste features a guest turn from System of a Down's Serj Tankian.
- UnaffiliatedEI 13Harmony BayTheatricalJazzy
Harmony Bay is a Czech avant-garde extreme metal band from Jihlava, formed in 1998, classified by Metal Archives under absurdist/nonsense/humorous lyrical themes. Their sound is built around live drums, guitar, and vocals from core members Petr "Bob" Pokorný and Petr "Gravyy" Stáva, with a synthesizer filling in the remaining instrumentation, resulting in a described fusion of metal with jazz and other genres. Best known locally for songs like "Žbluňk" and their album Bezcharakterní Šprým Idiomiasmatického Koníka, the project has stayed a deep-underground, self-released concern for over two decades.
- UnaffiliatedEI 16Stolen BabiesTheatricalFolk
Stolen Babies are an American experimental/avant-garde rock band formed in California in 2001, built around Dominique Lenore Persi's accordion and theatrical vocals in a 'dark cabaret' meets prog-metal frame. Twin brothers Rani and Gil Sharone anchor the rhythm section; influences include Oingo Boingo, Mr. Bungle and Fishbone. They released There Be Squabbles Ahead (2006) via No Comment/The End Records.
- UnaffiliatedEI 12Polkadot CadaverTheatricalFolk
Polkadot Cadaver is an American avant-garde/alternative metal band formed in Rockville, Maryland in 2007 by ex-members of Dog Fashion Disco, and stylistically a close continuation of that band. Their 'schizophrenic musical madness' shape-shifts between thrashing metal, folk-pop, experimental rock and darkly comedic theatricality across albums like Purgatory Dance Party, Sex Offender and Echoes Across the Hellscape. Clutch's Neil Fallon guested on their 2013 record.
- UnaffiliatedEI 12A Verbal EquinoxTheatrical
A Verbal Equinox was a six-piece dark cabaret/experimental rock band from Elmwood Park, New Jersey, active 2010-2014. Their sole LP featured future solo artist Will Wood. Not a metal band by any reasonable definition — surfaced in the RYM chart despite this.
- UnaffiliatedEI 16Celebrity Sex ScandalTheatricalJazzy
Celebrity Sex Scandal is an avant-garde metal band from San Antonio, Texas, formed in 2011 by guitarist Greg Combs after the dissolution of Dog Fashion Disco, effectively continuing that band's eclectic funk/ska/metal/pop hybrid with a horn section. Debut album Derivative (2013) was Kickstarter-funded, followed by Integral (2015), The Fundamental (2020) — which featured Dog Fashion Disco alumni John Ensminger and Jeff Siegel — and Convergence of Infinite Sequences (2023) on Razor To Wrist Records.
- UnaffiliatedEI 13Lies of the MachineTheatricalFolk
Lies of the Machine were a Budapest, Hungary avant-garde/symphonic steampunk metal band, active 2013-2020, built around a concept world ruled by a 'Machine Lord' and blending symphonic and folk metal with industrial, thrash and cabaret elements. Their sole full-length, 'Freakshow' (2016), pairs clean vocals from Dauda Judit with the varied melodic/aggressive vocals of Buza 'Don' Balázs, and the band staged elaborate steampunk/circus ('psychocircus') live shows.
- UnaffiliatedEI 13HeadkaseTheatricalJazzy
Headkase were an Australian avant-garde metal band from Brisbane (2001-2014) built around a genuine circus stage show — masks, face paint and carnival theatrics — layered over a genre-blending sound mixing metal with jazz, techno, salsa and swing. Frequently billed as 'Brisbane's own Mr. Bungle,' their sole full-length was 'The Worm County Circus' (2009); they disbanded in 2014.
- Bay Area / SGMEI 14PrimusTheatricalJazzy
Primus are a San Francisco Bay Area experimental rock trio led by bassist/vocalist Les Claypool, whose virtuosic slap-and-tap bass, absurdist storytelling and cartoonish character sketches define a sound that fuses funk, thrash, prog and Americana. Formed in 1984, they broke through with Sailing the Seas of Cheese (1991) and Pork Soda, later returning with records like The Desaturating Seven (2017). Faith No More drummer Mike Bordin, a longtime friend of Claypool's, guested on several early Primus recordings.
- UnaffiliatedEI 15Nuclear RabbitJazzyTheatricalFolk
Long-running Novato, California outfit built around Jean Baudin's tapped/slapped 11-string bass, splicing metal, funk, ska, hardcore, and jazz with East Indian and Egyptian melodic detours and deliberately absurd lyrics. Active since 1989 with a loyal underground following (Papa Roach, Alien Ant Farm, and Deftones all opened for them early on), they've resisted easy genre classification across albums like Intestinal Fortitude, Mutopia, and Vicuna. Classified as RIO/Avant-Prog by ProgArchives and tagged Avant-Garde/Funk/Alternative Metal elsewhere, they sit at the noisier, punkier end of the genre-scrambling spectrum despite being blacklisted from Metal Archives proper.